Dear Unwashed Geekish Man Masses
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lissa_quonIt is not open season on Lissa.
You shall cease and desist your creepy moves. They are not sweet, they are not suave, they are down right CREEPY.
You shall not lean over and sniff my hair loudly like you're snorting coke and then declare my hair smells nice. I'm glad it smells nice, in fact I'm rather proud of the fact that my hair and me smell better than you and your unwashed self.
But I didn't invite you to snort my hair, I didn't even invite you to talk to me. I was actually trying to work, do my job and earn money. I'm sorry that you interpretted my half hearted small talk of two hours ago about how much I hated this survey as some proclamation of love or something. When I ignored your little animal noises and staring at me for an hour like a piece of veal you should have figured out that sniffing my hair was not the right move. And when I gibber the lyrics of Pink Floyd the Wall under my breath thats not a good sign.
And you wonder why I now avoid you like the f-ing plague.
And you, creepy 20 something library computer man. It was fine (abit strange) to say hi to me when I came in and go 'YOU where have you been?' when I stopped showing up in the library for two weeks. You don't know me so it was most definately a bit weird. But tolerable.
But when you move from your usual computer spot to one next to me on the other side of the library while I am away in the bathroom, thats a bit not right. Especially when you act all casual 'oh? you sit here? somehow I knew that'. Dude...you reveal that you recognize my flannel shirt...my non descript flannel shirt...thats not comoforting.
Plus when I ignore you and put my headphones and start to type up my bio notes like I had been before you came over here. That's no invitation to tell me all about your uber leet mage character you have on Rune Scape which you seem to proudly explain that you have no life and spent 2 months straight online leveling up that mage. Thats not an accomplishment, thats creepy...I also don't care.
And don't tell me how you have no life and no friend and can't find someone your own age (which is most likely 20-something I don't want to go near). Thats not good.
And when I inform you I have no life and no time due to art and homework (gestures at the notes) don't go 'you want to see some drawing you should see my buddy, he's got talent and such blah blah' as if you automatically assume that I'm no good. I'm not the best but I like to at least think I've got a grip on the whole drawing thing.
Also when you declared that I should change the words around the Grim Reaper to 'this is what you get you smoke' you showed me two things, one- you are as creative as a door post, two- you are not my kind of people.
So if you are unwashed and seem uninterested in my opinions, hobbies, interests and just want to gape at me like a piece of meat or what have you I have a few choice words for you.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU VAPID REJECTS OF SOCIETY
You shall cease and desist your creepy moves. They are not sweet, they are not suave, they are down right CREEPY.
You shall not lean over and sniff my hair loudly like you're snorting coke and then declare my hair smells nice. I'm glad it smells nice, in fact I'm rather proud of the fact that my hair and me smell better than you and your unwashed self.
But I didn't invite you to snort my hair, I didn't even invite you to talk to me. I was actually trying to work, do my job and earn money. I'm sorry that you interpretted my half hearted small talk of two hours ago about how much I hated this survey as some proclamation of love or something. When I ignored your little animal noises and staring at me for an hour like a piece of veal you should have figured out that sniffing my hair was not the right move. And when I gibber the lyrics of Pink Floyd the Wall under my breath thats not a good sign.
And you wonder why I now avoid you like the f-ing plague.
And you, creepy 20 something library computer man. It was fine (abit strange) to say hi to me when I came in and go 'YOU where have you been?' when I stopped showing up in the library for two weeks. You don't know me so it was most definately a bit weird. But tolerable.
But when you move from your usual computer spot to one next to me on the other side of the library while I am away in the bathroom, thats a bit not right. Especially when you act all casual 'oh? you sit here? somehow I knew that'. Dude...you reveal that you recognize my flannel shirt...my non descript flannel shirt...thats not comoforting.
Plus when I ignore you and put my headphones and start to type up my bio notes like I had been before you came over here. That's no invitation to tell me all about your uber leet mage character you have on Rune Scape which you seem to proudly explain that you have no life and spent 2 months straight online leveling up that mage. Thats not an accomplishment, thats creepy...I also don't care.
And don't tell me how you have no life and no friend and can't find someone your own age (which is most likely 20-something I don't want to go near). Thats not good.
And when I inform you I have no life and no time due to art and homework (gestures at the notes) don't go 'you want to see some drawing you should see my buddy, he's got talent and such blah blah' as if you automatically assume that I'm no good. I'm not the best but I like to at least think I've got a grip on the whole drawing thing.
Also when you declared that I should change the words around the Grim Reaper to 'this is what you get you smoke' you showed me two things, one- you are as creative as a door post, two- you are not my kind of people.
So if you are unwashed and seem uninterested in my opinions, hobbies, interests and just want to gape at me like a piece of meat or what have you I have a few choice words for you.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU VAPID REJECTS OF SOCIETY
